Whatevs. You and I know the truth, but so long as atheists don’t have to take credit for the Alinsky agenda it’s fine by me.

Question: Which commandment declared that thou shalt govern the health care of thy neighbor? Answer: Not my problem.

President Barack Obama says he’s gone from praying nightly before going to bed to praying all the time because he has a “lot of stuff” on his plate and needs “guidance all the time.”

Obama made the comments in an interview to air Thursday on ABC’s “Nightline.”

Exit quotation: “Let me be clear: Mandatory colonoscopies for everyone. God wants it that way.”