Video: Canadian wiseass makes his play for Miss California

Normally I don’t hype the competition, but what chance does an atheist beta male have in these circumstances realistically? I accept my fate and assume my place as a mighty wingman. Behold as Crowder defends her honor from a bully and uses humor to do it. The boy’s got game.

It’s sweet to watch the backlash over this brew, with conservative celebrities and even not so conservative celebrities rushing to her defense. As always, I’m obliged to remind you that Miss Cali’s squarely in line with the leadership of the Democratic Party on gay marriage. Who’s the “dumber bitch,” I wonder, Obama or Hillary?