Quote of the day

This man was in the T-shirt he was planning to wear when the whole class went out to a bar that night, trolling for babes. It had two lines of printing on it. At chest level, in big letters, it said “The Man” with an arrow pointing up. At belly level, in big letters, it said, “The Legend” with an arrow pointing down. (The Don gently suggested that he change.)

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“He needs to be going for kino!” an instructor grumbled. In the patois of the seduction industry, “kino” stands for “kinesthesia,” or touching. Something needed to be done! Something subtle but effective! So, pretending to be on his cellphone, the instructor walked behind the student and yelled into the phone: “Kino! Kino! Kino!”