Hillary: I want more than just a one-night stand

It’s like a bad dream.

Eloise Harper reports: Sen. Hillary Clinton, speaking in Bettendorf, Iowa, trying to convince a crowd to caucus for her, explained that she wants to be with them so that she can win Iowa in November 2008.

“I want a long term relationship,” she said. “I don’t want to just have a one night stand with all of you.”

The less said, the better. Ace, I’m sure, will have plenty of material later. In the meantime, here’s the world’s smartest woman assuring Democrats last month that she’s not interested in attacking her opponents before Obama made a race of it in Iowa and she started attacking her opponents. Dear god, that voice.