I knew they’d get to her eventually. Day after day they worked her over, tenderizing her with mallet blows about peace and guilt and why giant tax hikes are really the only moral option when you think about it. One day, I’ll bet, it occurred to her: “You know, Rosie’s right. Building 7 did look like a controlled demolition.” From there it was only a short decline to this.

Just think: the next time Joy calls her a bitch, it’ll be in that special “friendly” way she’s reserved for people she likes. Like Michelle.