Okay… you first.
Why do you ask?
Science is a terrible master
This sounds like a load of bull
“I’m looking at it very closely.”
Three guesses and the first two don’t count
Good work if you can get it
You really can’t make this stuff up
Green is the new brown
Try talking to the farmers
What could possibly go wrong…
Hot air. No… not this kind.
Don’t be pushed around by pesky people who want to see your data
This should heat things up
A tale of two pities
Adam Smith and Ayn Rand yell “No!”
Follow the money!
He’s like an older, less coherent Bill Nye
It’s to die for
Where have we heard that before?
You’re just not enough of a believer
“I don’t think that’s deniable.”
And they ask me… how do you just keep at it every day?
Four Pinocchios squared.
Global warming least of all concerns.
Not a religion.
“This could potentially become a major conflict for several Republican governors.”
“So, you trust satellites more than computers?”
“And that’s the way it was…”
But he weighs more than a duck…
“Mr. President, catch this.”
“six civilians and one police officer were injured”