If this isn't going to be your feel-good story of the day, I don't know what is.
Even while writing it, I am, as Buck Owens and Roy Clark used to say, 'a' pickin' and a' grinnin'!'
We've discussed AWFLs (Affluent White Liberal Females) many times before here on the blog, but the recent unpleasantness in Minnesota, coupled with a deeply ingrained progressive mental disease sweeping the country like a pandemic, seems to have triggered some latent call to action in their febrile brains. So rather than making angry TikTok videos in kitchens and bathroom mirrors, they are hitting the road, literally.
The AWFLs have been recording menacing messages of ill intent, promising harm to come, and practicing haiku or whatever sort of martial arts they think is trendy.
It is funny how the left projects their hate on the right, but this AWFL is admitting her obsession with ICE is just her rage towards men. https://t.co/Ced2X8intV
— Bo French (@BoFrenchTX) January 14, 2026
And then schooling like some sort of carnivorous carrion crow flock - a 'murder' is the proper term, I believe - where Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officers can be harassed and impeded from doing their job scooping up illegal bad guys.
🚨 BREAKING: CLASHES are underway as leftists attempt to BLOCK DHS agents from leaving their facility in Minneapolis
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) January 8, 2026
President Trump should federalize the National Guard. Take them from Tim Walz.
Before this gets INCREDIBLY dangerous. https://t.co/8BWfN3CQ1C
They are excessively loud, often armed with excruciating whistles they blow incessantly (although those can be preferable to their shrieking), and invariably have a non-stop stream of the most foul-mouthed cuss words spewing from their pursed pieholes that even a Marine like myself feels as if they been the victim of a verbal bombardment after two or three minutes of listening.
(So a warning now: just consider most of these videos NSFW LANGUAGE. If the chick looks angry and her mouth is open, she's spewing.)
The superior smug-factor is off the charts, too, like a psycho school teacher on meth vibe. Scary as Kathy Bates with a sledgehammer asking you, 'Why don't you like the coffee?'
Just another AWFL getting locked up in front of her poor daughter..."ARE YOU ICE GARBAGE??!" The poor daughter is like "Mom let's go...." pic.twitter.com/OMOB07icfX
— Jayroo (@jayroo69) January 13, 2026
In most of the states where the encounters are becoming all too common, it takes quite a lot of actual physical contact or obstruction before the authorities start grabbing snarling females whose bravado immediately breaks into shrieking little girls.
Here in Florida, the opposite is true, as one hefty resister sister found out, and this is golden.
I guess the woman in question was inspired by her freedom-fighting sisters to the north and decided she'd strike a blow for justice, too. Only, well...Florida.
So when she hopped out of her car and popped a Florida State trooper in the chops, her day didn't go as planned.
Ms Cruz was frogmarched straight to the cruiser.
This is Jennifer Cruz of Jacksonville. Jennifer disagrees with immigration enforcement and decided to commit a few felonies by getting out of her car and punching a Trooper in the face.
— Attorney General James Uthmeier (@AGJamesUthmeier) January 15, 2026
But unlike Minnesota, we don’t put up with this nonsense. Not today, Jennifer. pic.twitter.com/vw28UPJ9Kn
She was, apparently, unhappy about that for all the beaming grin in the photo, and proceeded to throw a fit when they tried to load her into the squad car.
Florida troopers TASE white liberal woman in Jacksonville after she KICKED and assaulted them because she hates ICE
— The World Watch (@WorldWatchGoat) January 15, 2026
"Don't you DARE start kicking me!" *Tased*
FAFO!
NOT IN FLORIDA!
The video showing Jennifer Cruz kicking officers as she was put into a squad car after being… pic.twitter.com/xsZpGLj8r3
Our governor is not the wussie Minnesota version of a governor.
BREAKING: @GovRonDeSantis warns Jacksonville woman Jennifer Cruz, who allegedly assaulted a trooper during immigration enforcement, that such actions won’t be tolerated in Florida. She now faces felony charges
— Florida’s Voice (@FLVoiceNews) January 15, 2026
“This is not Minneapolis. You are going to face consequences." pic.twitter.com/DxftCd2eY7
And this AWFL, 'Wee, yippee, look at me!' face...
Look at how gleefully unhinged Jennifer Cruz appears, seemingly thrilled about facing up to 8 years in federal prison for assaulting a US federal agent; along with the potential to bankrupt her family through a fine of up to $250,000. https://t.co/BOzBbCKjEz pic.twitter.com/JNbwQayk4C
— Navy⚓Brat (@_NavyBrat) January 15, 2026
...was hit with some pretty hefty charges in no time at all.
- STATE 324.201(2)Description :FINANCIAL RESPONSIBILITY - DRIVING WHILE DRIVERS LICENSE SUSPENDED
- FSS 936.12(2)(A)Description :THREATEN DEATH/HARM TO LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER/STATE ATTORNEY/ASISTANST STATE ATTORNEY
- STATE 316.072(3)Description :REFUSED OBEDIENCE TO POLICE OFFICER DIRECTING TRAFFIC
- STATE 784.07(2)(B)Description :BATTERY ON LEO, FIREFIGHTER, EMT, NON-SWORN OR LICENSED SERCUITY OFFICER, ETC. (4 COUNTS)
- STATE 316.1935(2)Description :FLEE OR ELUDE OFFICER IN PATROL VEHICLE
- STATE 843.01Description :RESISTING OFFICER WITH VIOLENCE (4 COUNTS)
- STATE 843.02Description :RESISTING OFFICER WITHOUT VIOLENCE TO HIS OR HER PERSON
I don't know about you, but this seems to be what should be happening to every last one of these lunatics the second they step over the line from standing on a sidewalk out of the way and peaceably protesting, to actively becoming a willing participant in impeding law enforcement.
I think if it were, there wouldn't be so many empowered AWFLs swarming in the streets like malevolent, angry, whistling roaches, and ICE could do what they had to do. Those streets would be safer for everyone.
This lady screaming "Don't open up! ICE is here!" over a YouTuber's reporting on fraudulent daycare centers is peak AWFL. Both hilarious and tragic. May her tax dollars continue to enrich Minnesota. https://t.co/NzDLHaKD0c pic.twitter.com/LwVPa7uehQ
— Steve Dodson (@rhp997) December 28, 2025
I don't know how they handle it in cities where it's a constant stream of verbal haranguing.
“Thank you for calling the ICE hotline,” agent says to shrieking leftist. 😂
— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) January 15, 2026
pic.twitter.com/n962dGF99D
*sigh*
God bless them.
NEW: We’re hearing from multiple sources that dozens of Minneapolis police officers (60-70 so far) have turned in paperwork for Minnesota’s new paid leave program.
— Liz Collin (@lizcollin) January 14, 2026
It allows up to 20 weeks of paid leave for personal or family reasons and comes at a time when morale is said to… https://t.co/PQUBfkjl7I
Minneapolis cops aren't sticking around for it.
Maybe if they'd ever had leadership instead of politicians, things would be different.
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