Rhymes With 'Bunter Hiden': Who Got Caught Creepin' Onboard the POTATUS Chopper?

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Wait a minute here…

What’s going on at the White House?

Is the “smartest guy” POTATUS knows suddenly persona non-grata as far as official records go?

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It’s…*checks calendar*…Tuesday, and Biden and family just landed aboard Marine One on the White House lawn. Their rabid cadre of media admirers had gathered to watch the deplaning and clomping of the First Family, hoping maybe to shout a question at the vegetable in chief would answer as he ambled by.

Peter Doocy was in the press scrum as well. As we all know, he’s long been a particular Biden favorite…

…but after today?

Oh, holy smokes. He’s made the naughty list for good.

The sharp-eyed Doocy happened to notice someone deplaning who wasn’t on the official flight manifest the White House had handed out to reporters, and wondered, “Well, WHO have we here?”

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Peter Doocy noticed someone hop off the chopper who was not on the passenger list. Hunter Biden is here at the White House after defying the Congressional subpoena.”

D’oh!

And the First Son’s really inconvenient exposure led to some squirming by the French Lady when asked at this afternoon’s press conference about why the lusty lad’s name had been un-manifestoed.

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Karine Jean-Pierre was fixin’ to flip pages in disgust. Right up to where she remembered an emotional appeal to authority she could crush reporters’ impertinent interrogatories with, while accuse them of having no decency simply by the timbre of her voice.

Do you not know – she mournfully intoned, voice dripping in antipathy, struggling not to completely roll her eyes at the questioner – this is a somber anniversary for the family.

Let them be for once.

So after his son’s lawyer lies to Congress about being out of the country over Thanksgiving, then defies a Congressional subpoena in spectacular fashion on the steps of the capitol building, it seems Joe Biden has taken basically a Congressional fugitive under his protective wing.

The White House issued a glowing statement on Hunter’s act of defiance, an emotive tour de force of victimhood virtue signaling (until upstaged by Cardin’s staffer’s epic whining).

An act of willful disregard very much like one which his own father says should, without exception, land someone in jail.

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Then again, jail’s kind of the overwhelming punishment of choice for Democrats when they’re frustrated about people telling them where to shove their subpoenas.

Unless, you know – it’s a Democrat or family member.

What other little lists has Hunter been left off of that he should have been on? Where has Hunter been that he shouldn’t have?

And just how daggum great is this look for a Biden crime family that keeps shrinking the envelope of who knew what about…oh, nothing really.

All the way to now, when it’sMy father was not financially involved in my business.”

In most instances, a little separation would be good – in fact it would be the prudent move, holidays or no. But you don’t exactly have two rocket scientists at the top of their games at the head of this syndicate. Maybe it’s not just an unbreakable familial connection, but also a chance for keeping stories straight.

Maybe they have to keep in touch.

One is a fragile man-child with raging addictions for every orifice in his body, who’s been pimped out to maintain and birddog the cash flow opportunities for the rest of the clan, and could be the loose cannon that brings the whole house of cards down at any moment.

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The other is like a malevolent, dementia-riddled, habitual liar with a raging ego problem. Who loves the son he has?

Ah. The ties that bind.

Or blind.

Woke up this mornin’, got yourself a gun
Your mama always said you’d be the chosen one
She said, “You’re one in a million, you got to burn to shine”
But you were born under a bad sign with a blue moon in your eyes
When you woke up this mornin’ and all that love had gone
Your papa never told you about right and wrong
Hey, but you’re, but you’re looking good, baby
I believe that you’re feelin’ fine, shame about it
Born under a bad sign with blue moon in your eyes, so sing it now

~ Woke Up This Mornin’ (Chosen One) Alabama3

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