Why so serious?
House on fire?
“I was praised for it! It made me famous!”
“We find the silence of the Congressional Hispanic Caucus on this issue to be deafening.”
“The only evidence of said uproar is a handful of tweets…”
“…the lack of awareness of how fast and far their attitudes have shifted fosters an illusion of conservative extremism.”
“…docents and other museum representatives now must refer to her using ‘they.'”
“If you fast-forward to today, I don’t believe they are confused.”
“I don’t think I can date white women anymore.”
“it’s a very grand love story…these days that isn’t enough.”
Are you good enough for your razor company?
“This is the patriarchy and toxic masculinity at its f***ing finest.”
“Oh my God, is water racist?”
I’m glad your third grader is so worried about trade sanctions, but…
“‘stay woke’ means to stay informed about the policies and programs of this Administration…”
“I’m a white woman. I don’t get it.”
Half-woke or half-baked?
The long haul
Showdown with Nadler coming?
Somehow I think he misses the court date