White House
Feb 2018

Micromanaging the restaurant industry to death

“I have never committed violence of any kind against any woman in my entire life.”

There is a sense that the Porter situation may finally push Trump to move against Kelly…”

“He only punched me once, in the eye.”

Who said you were invited?

“The whole way through, from the beginning to the end.”

Jan 2018

Too late.

“They want the ransom for these children to be $25 billion dollars for a wall…”

“The more Kelly plays up that he’s being the adult in the room … that kind of thing drives Trump nuts.”

Cut some of the nonsense out of the news cycle

“He has no command of the facts. He agrees with the last person who speaks with him.”

Regrets. He has a few.

“We now return to…The Gorilla Channel.”

Bannon needs to be a team player, says … the Mooch?

Ed Morrissey Jan 04, 2018 5:21 PM

“Do you want to go back and join the White House?”

Dec 2017

“I just spoke with the detective and it officially qualifies as sexual assault.”

“the tree is completely dependent on the artificial support”

“The President’s mantra is ‘All this Russia stuff, it’s all going to wrap up soon.'”

“Omarosa is alleged to have acted very vulgar and cursed a lot…”

“No one touches the remote control except Mr. Trump…”

“Orrin, I really hope you will consider running again.”

Nov 2017
Oct 2017

“So how does the press treat you?”

Not his favorite job ever.

“There is clearly no substance to this statement from an ex.”

“We use to joke about President Bannon. Now it’s President Miller.”

John Kasich might leave the GOP if he can’t fix it

Andrew Malcolm Oct 02, 2017 8:41 AM

In case you care.

Sep 2017

A Socialist third party?

“He was trying to figure out if there was going to be damage from this.”

“Going to White House was a great honor until you showed up!”

“If you read Breitbart, there’s a lot of that white nationalist economic fervor.”