“[T]here’s simply no reason for us to participate in something that casts our profession in a poor light.”
“If you didn’t want this to be a win for Trump, you gave him one in a big way.”
“Great comics aren’t supposed to be safe or careful.”
Roll up the red carpet.
Look who’s not laughing
Populism vs. elitism.
Life’s a parade
Somehow the Republic shall endure
“We surveyed some of the past attendees and didn’t get as much interest in a party this year…”
Not so funny, now
Dud, thud, mud
“He’s my guy, he’s my friend.”
“Iran is essentially a welfare state.”