ET phone somebody
Pondering the pandering
Open up wide
Don’t ask, don’t tell, don’t go to jail?
Not as smart as you think
Is there anybody out there?
No pants, no shoes, no driver, no problem!
Wait… that was illegal?
Just ban everything
I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords
What could possibly go wrong?
Because… war on blah blah something
Minimum wage paid in machine oil
What are you Caucasians smiling about?
Get with it, will ya’?
That’s something, I suppose.
Resistance is futile
A refreshing Spritz
Not TOO creepy, eh?
Don’t hold your breath.
The Donald says yes
You know you’d love an armadillo
“I think security is an afterthought at this point.”
“Can you think of anything in history of the web that was worse?”
Ghosts in the machine
Evolve or evaporate
“This confusion creates a tremendous opportunity for the fraudster.”