In the eye of the beholder
Nobody is going to “see dem aliens”
Turn out the lights
Joke’s on you
“We stand ready to protect America and its assets.”
As if Hurricane Florence wasn’t enough
Not the right way to get rid of Chris Cuomo
Stop the world and let me off
Hurricane Matthew pro-tip.
“Evacuate, evacuate, evacuate.”
Hard rain gonna fall
Home field advantage.
“We would need 24 hours to move the game time. We need 36 hours to move the day.”
The Great Blizzard of 2013?
“I think, as a supporter of Gov. Romney, I did my job there too.”
“How do you handle an issue over which you have no authority?”
Promise to press on.
“Lies, damned lies, statistics, and presidential debates.”