“I’m definitely a living example that miracles really do happen.”
“Had they not been there it would have been a massacre.”
“That last guy tried, but he needed better aim.”
“He flung dishes at his wife, roared at the television, erupted during an outing at a local brewery.”
Democrats forgot all about the “era of good feelings”
A new era of something.
Just not what the left wants it to be about.
Stop demonizing your opponents.
“…we are strongest when we are unified and when we work together for the common good.”
“I am disappointed that she declined to do so.”
Running out the clock
Bucking the system
“That is not what happened. I’ll take a lie-detector test. That is not what happened.”