“I’m committed to the party of Lincoln and Reagan as long as there’s a chance to reform it.”
Why not Lean In?
“None of us in Congress pledge loyalty or service to the president. This is not a royal court.”
“I mean, they certainly didn’t seem to love our country very much.”
“Have you ever made love to someone whose name rhymes with ‘Ronald Rump?'”
Ashes in their mouths
“Americans are dreamers too.”
Really the best.
It was just awful. Probably racist, too.
Or a little better, at least.
“there’s still some uncertainty within Democratic ranks over where to draw the line between addressing sexual misconduct and turning the topic into a partisan political war.”
“I think I’ve wasted enough of my viewers’ time.”
“What the president decides to say from the House floor will be an early indication of McMaster’s clout within the administration.”
I think it matters quite a bit to the people you’d like to win over, though
Gun control and climate change exactly where you’d expect to find them.
The gang’s all here
Down with the establishment! (Say the Democrats?)
Waste of space?
Play it again, Sam
Definitely “not a new Cold War.”
Lasso the moon.
“It’s a long way from Red Oak, Iowa, to Washington, D.C.”
Go for it.
“The more the president talks about his ideas, the more unpopular he becomes.”
They’re just not that into you.
Lame duck status confirmed.
Embrace the suck.
“This obstruction to President Obama is something quite stunning, and something quite different.”