“None of us in Congress pledge loyalty or service to the president. This is not a royal court.”
“Have you ever made love to someone whose name rhymes with ‘Ronald Rump?'”
“We’ll see what he tweets at 5 o’clock in the morning when his Adderall wears off.”
Ashes in their mouths
Rubio: MS-13 preys on immigrants, you know.
Really the best.
Go narrow or go home?
57% rate it good or excellent.
Gun control and climate change exactly where you’d expect to find them.
Blame the game, not the player.
Iran: This is a lesson to troublemakers in Congress.
Let the houses divide.
“But we’re not, at least I wasn’t, 100 percent sober.”
Pall of confusion.
Go big or go home.
Obama’s “not close to reality” on foreign policy. Or anything else.
“It’s a long way from Red Oak, Iowa, to Washington, D.C.”
Economic pessimism rules the day.
And not just on salaries.
Petard, hoist, some assembly required.
Eh … not really.
Lame duck status confirmed.
Any Lies of the Year?
“You’re not man enough. I’ll break you in half. Like a boy.”
While response is somewhat … less focused.