You do realize that people still steal things, right?
It’s karma, baby.
And do they even help keep you safe?
Increased security measures
Stand by for the usual complaints
Follow up journal coming
No increase in threats?
“There was a problem up there, and I won’t go into what the problem was…”
Speaker blames Trump’s tweet.
“You disagree that I’m smart?!”
“We need to have border security, all nations do.”
“He’ll consider any kind of reasonable proposition … there’s a general openness.”
“She’s never had to be in the position of having to sit down and work through something to a solution.”
” This morning, we learned that the Administration had leaked the commercial travel plans as well.”
“The president should be really defending why we are funding such an agency at all.”
And more places than that as well
Not a unanimous consensus, it seems
What could possibly go wrong?
“Maybe Clapper is being nice to me so he doesn’t lose his Security Clearance for lying to Congress!”
“Come on John you’re not a blowhard?”
“Trump believes he has emerged looking strong and decisive in his escalating feud with Brennan…”
“If you think for a moment that your McCarthy-era tactics will suppress the voices of criticism, you are sadly mistaken.”
“I call it the rigged witch hunt; [it] is a sham. And these people led it!”
“No stunts today, Kevin, okay?”
You get that it’s sort of the idea, right?
“I think everyone ought to be on record about where they stand on that issue.”
“The [FBI’s] non-answer specifically really is an answer, and [it] says they can search our databases.”
“Jared feels like he’s being slow-rolled by Kelly’s cronies.”
“He has no command of the facts. He agrees with the last person who speaks with him.”
“We can’t have a repeat of Tulsa.”
Blizter: Hey, anyone for tennis? Wouldn’t that be nice?
Chief Best: “Rash and irrational.”