Is late really better than never in this case?
Automation is awesome because now you can chill
Fake news not involving Russian hackers
What could possibly go wrong?
“May I take your order?”
The future is now
Nothing to see here… until your Roomba attacks you
The robot dog’s attorney would like a word with you
Maybe… but why?
Fun. Charming. Deadly?
It’s all fun and games until somebody is crushed to death by a killer robot
Where do we sign up?
Stop, or I’ll take your picture!
But does she do windows?
Welcome to the future… or at least what’s left of it
What’ll it be, bud?
We welcome our new, gold-plated overlords.
Not so “artificial” after all, are we, Mr. Robot?
Nothing to see here
Meet your new debate instructor
Penny the robot. She never takes a break or asks for benefits.
And some of you are probably going to let one in your house
You knew this was on the way, right?
When the end came, it arrived on four paws
This is gonna be… awesome!
Answering the question, “what could possibly go wrong?”
We just don’t know, but let’s do it anyway
Embrace the change
Rise of the machines
This should work out perfectly
Fight for 15 of something else
Why not? We regulate everything else.
No, not really.
The nanny state has a solution for everything
What, me worry?
Of course, it all comes down to Japanese sex robots in the end
Putting drones on the sidewalks is no solution
Well, we had a good run
Laser mount optional
Your robot will be along to take your order shortly
“We’re going to…automate to drive the cost down so that we can continue to be competitive.”
“I can’t do that, Dave”
So you’ve paid for the robots but you can’t use them. What now?
“May I take your order… your order… your… order…”
“In her first show since Barr’s memo was released, Maddow barely mentioned collusion.”