Rise of the machines
This should work out perfectly
Fight for 15 of something else
Why not? We regulate everything else.
No, not really.
The nanny state has a solution for everything
What, me worry?
Of course, it all comes down to Japanese sex robots in the end
Putting drones on the sidewalks is no solution
Well, we had a good run
Laser mount optional
Your robot will be along to take your order shortly
“We’re going to…automate to drive the cost down so that we can continue to be competitive.”
“I can’t do that, Dave”
So you’ve paid for the robots but you can’t use them. What now?
“May I take your order… your order… your… order…”
What could possibly go wrong?
Say hello to our new robot overlords, now with a beat you can dance to
At least they’re not making laser weapons… yet
I’m sure it will all be fine
Rise of the machine’s HR department
Sunset of the machines
Minimum wage paid in machine oil
Resistance is futile
Liberty > democracy
“Chinese people are increasingly ignoring party propaganda and are much more interested in movie stars…”
“They included allegations of … a nonconsensual sexual relationship…”