Penny the robot. She never takes a break or asks for benefits.
And some of you are probably going to let one in your house
You knew this was on the way, right?
When the end came, it arrived on four paws
This is gonna be… awesome!
Answering the question, “what could possibly go wrong?”
We just don’t know, but let’s do it anyway
Embrace the change
Rise of the machines
This should work out perfectly
Fight for 15 of something else
Why not? We regulate everything else.
No, not really.
The nanny state has a solution for everything
What, me worry?
Of course, it all comes down to Japanese sex robots in the end
Putting drones on the sidewalks is no solution
Well, we had a good run
Laser mount optional
Your robot will be along to take your order shortly
“We’re going to…automate to drive the cost down so that we can continue to be competitive.”
“I can’t do that, Dave”
So you’ve paid for the robots but you can’t use them. What now?
“May I take your order… your order… your… order…”
What could possibly go wrong?
Say hello to our new robot overlords, now with a beat you can dance to
At least they’re not making laser weapons… yet
I’m sure it will all be fine
Rise of the machine’s HR department
Minimum wage paid in machine oil