Here we go again
That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works
Cash or credit?
Three tries and the first two don’t count
And they’re actually serious
When the government keeps picking winners and losers… literally
Doesn’t seem like they could, but New York may try
Who could have seen this coming?
Did you read the nutrition notes?
Big Brother, table for two…
Flee as you value your lives
Yeah, the government should be able to fix this in no time
Penny the robot. She never takes a break or asks for benefits.
The 5% surcharge solution
A new ruling which, as usual, satisfies almost nobody
Micromanaging the restaurant industry to death
Start spreading the news…
Up in flames
Reservations go up by roughly 50%
That’s not how any of this works
Yanking out the ladder to success
Here’s a tip: Don’t do that
Your customers have a bone to pick with you
“We will try to re-engineer the labor force”
Keep the change
Discipline. Who’d have thought that would work?
Incentives (and disincentives) matter.
“Make a deal with the Devil, don’t cry when he comes for his due.”
“If Mike Pompeo doesn’t run, we don’t have a prayer.”