Still emptying the jails
It’s all the same in the end… literally
Heckuvajob there, guys
Creating jobs before he’s even elected
“Please help us and notify human rights organization.”
I know you’ll be shocked
Democrats trying to “lock up” the vote
“This is the kind of thinking that leads to the laws causing mass voter disenfranchisement.”
“He is not backing down from the issue at all.”
A tablet for every cell.
This is a depressing turn of events
Why would we possibly want that?
Quid pro quo.
Before complaining about crowded prisons, Clinton should answer for how they got so full to begin with
This is a power which does not exist
If you can’t beat ’em
Open door policy
What did we give up this time?
A new type of rent seeking
Sure, he robbed a bank, but dude… that’s pretty harsh
“Major, that’s nonsense, and you should know better.”
“He dealt from desperation, and he shouldn’t have been desperate.”
Recess is over.
An anti-Melania book is coming, too.
“…that’s not what Black Lives Matter is about.”