Not the sharpest knife in the drawer
“The bulk of the nation’s demographic transformation is taking place in states that matter the least in deciding the Electoral College.”
One less state to worry about
Joining the blue herd
Except that’s not how it works
“The people who voted for [Trump], it’s almost like ‘Any mammal will do.'”
Spoiler alert: It’s not
“The title ‘President?’ That we must protect for a happier and more honest time.”
“The Democrats, when they incorrectly thought they were going to win, asked that the election night tabulation be accepted. Not so anymore!”
What did these hacks know anyway?
Media wish lists.
An anti-Melania book is coming, too.
“…that’s not what Black Lives Matter is about.”
“Back up! Threaten me again!”