They defeated a superpower!
And they’ll get nothing in return
Narrator: This is not at all shocking
They look like a trustworthy crew
“Primarily face-saving devices.”
Try not to faint from shock
There is no happy ending to this story
Not of good faith
NATO chief: “Real chance” for peace in Afghanistan.
Would you like a king or queen-sized bed with that?
Still the same merry band of terrorists
What could go wrong?
Starting to look that way
In play or just a ploy?
Not gonna happen, buddy. Sorry
Maybe not as crazy as you think
Not everyone is ready to forgive and forget
This should go swimmingly
Just top talking. You’re giving everyone a headache
“They would have gotten 96% of the West Bank, land swaps in Gaza, appropriate water rights, and East Jerusalem…”
An apartments-for-prisoners formula?
“There isn’t much to talk about…”
Plus: Karzai calls for U.S. troops to pull back to bases next year.
“We can’t have a repeat of Tulsa.”
Blizter: Hey, anyone for tennis? Wouldn’t that be nice?
Chief Best: “Rash and irrational.”