“Like rats, America is running away.”
Game of chicken.
“I would certainly go to war over nuclear weapons.”
“Err on the side of caution — the risks are simply not going to be worth the benefits.”
To the surprise of nobody
“That was me, people.”
Big oil gone bust
But should he?
Sorry, we’ don’t have a pint to spare
“We will end extremism soon.”
Shooting the hostage?
To the highest bidder
“…they don’t have the kind of influence they used to have 10 years ago.”
“Can you claim a property interest in the land as well as the water?”
“We’re not in Iraq to seize anybody’s oil.”
“I want to see somebody who puts America’s interest in front of those of Exxon Mobil.”
Keep calm and frack on.
“On the wrong pipeline, in the wrong place (actions like this) could kill people.”
“…the pipeline’s future now looks much more uncertain than it did hours ago.”
“When you say supported it, I supported Libya?”
Another scientific consensus that’s wrong.
Dining off the carcass?
Plus: Why hasn’t the U.S. targeted ISIS’s oil trucks until now?
“For our guys.”
Fill ‘er up. No… all the way up.
None of you have ever run a business, have you?
“My great hero, Hugo Chavez, nationalized the oil supply…”
Crash and burn
But do we still care?
Ruble stabilizing, for now.
“They must reexamine and interrogate policies that place students under threat.”
Welcome to the new normal in Syria
“…to even think about making this comparison is abhorrent.”