Giving “pump it up” a whole new meaning
Oh. Well, when you put it that way…
Keep on digging, Joe
But you do you, Bernie
Somebody’s got some explaining to do
From woke to broke
Ever heard of the free market? No? Okay then…
Still not enough, but a start
Pick a side
Feast and famine, all at the same time
This is getting tiresome
Not the sort of collusion Democrats are interested in investigating
Third world country achievement unlocked!
The neighbors are getting nervous
Big oil gone bust
Nothing to see here. Move along
A modest proposal.
Still looking for the win-win
King Corn can’t take yes for an answer
What next? Volcanos?
Why that matters
A hot time in the oil fields
Oh, and he’s demanding fossil fuel divestment, too
What never was and never will be
Sorry, we’ don’t have a pint to spare
Well… most of the politics anyway
A bit late for that now, isn’t it?
Income shifting with industry
Drill baby drill again?
You need to show the harm before you outlaw something
Better us selling to them than vice versa
Because that’s worked so well for everyone else
Have you ever heard that “Isn’t it ironic” song?
What would flipper say?
Saddle up and head for the coast
Walking a tightrope on oil prices
Load ’em up
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory
Keep calm and frack on.
“It’s a miracle that we’re holding out this well.”