“And we still have 50 more tons to go.”
Way to stick it to the cops, folks
“Face recognition is one of those technologies that people get how creepy it is…”
“The longer there is no proof either way, the deeper the effect.”
Oh,and abolish ICE while you’re at it
“It just feels like they’re coming for us.”
What? You don’t like being famous?
Lock her up? Not quite
And yet your story explains nothing
Hey, we let ICE catch a few of them, you know
And rightly so
We’re getting a few hints
“This was long in the planning and she said ‘Get out of here.'”
She’s not sorry. At least… not yet
“About half of those arrested reportedly had criminal convictions in addition to immigration violations.”
You do know that’s a felony, right?
What next? Volcanos?
“There’s a gift shop that sells standard museum trinkets…”
Who could possibly have predicted this? (Except for everyone)
The absurd devolves into a criminal enterprise
The Temple of Taxpayer Doom?
A face without a nose
The Secret Services jumped on to the stage at a Bernie Sanders rally and protected the Democrat from a gaggle of …
Flee the city while you have the chance
“An offer they can’t refuse”? Madonn’!
“…smugglers caught on, U.S. officials said.”
“He’s my guy, he’s my friend.”