What? You don’t like being famous?
Lock her up? Not quite
And yet your story explains nothing
Hey, we let ICE catch a few of them, you know
And rightly so
We’re getting a few hints
“This was long in the planning and she said ‘Get out of here.'”
She’s not sorry. At least… not yet
“About half of those arrested reportedly had criminal convictions in addition to immigration violations.”
You do know that’s a felony, right?
What next? Volcanos?
“There’s a gift shop that sells standard museum trinkets…”
Who could possibly have predicted this? (Except for everyone)
The absurd devolves into a criminal enterprise
The Temple of Taxpayer Doom?
The Secret Services jumped on to the stage at a Bernie Sanders rally and protected the Democrat from a gaggle of …
Flee the city while you have the chance
“An offer they can’t refuse”? Madonn’!