It’s a catastrophe in the making
One Russian, one American
Hanlon’s Razor applies.
Houston, we have another problem
Outta this world, man
Robot craft discovers it’s no asteroid after all
Don’t look up!
“The world’s greatest spacefaring nation.”
Shed the weight of the world
On the sea, on the land, in the air and… in a vacuum?
Twinkle, Twinkle Distant Star
Starman is still waiting in the sky
Admirable in theory, but…
Shoot for the stars, not the moon
A robot’s suicide.
Forget the phone. ET *go* home.
Bad vendor. Bad! No cookie!
A terrible idea at the wrong time
Sword of Damocles
Nothing to see here, move along
Someone is upset because he might receive a harsh sentence
Eye in the sky
“…that, quoting Joe Biden, is a BFD.”
Boom goes the dynamite
Deemed insufficiently probable
Also ruled out: member of Justice League
United States collects the whole set.
Fake but sort of accurate except for the math part
That’s no moon.
Let’s do this
The seven minutes of terror are upon us