Not shaping up to be much better than last year
Escape from New York
Can’t have it both ways
Following in the footsteps of Baltimore
Blood in the streets
My bad, guys
You can’t just blame Indiana
Gotta try something
Not one worth bragging about
But at least it’s worth a shot
For Pete’s sake, people…
And those are some sizable feet
This really isn’t a joking matter
They’d better hope they can
Thin blue line
Yes, it’s as bad as it sounds
A brief reprieve, but far better than the alternative
Would *you* want to move there?
Improving, but still very bad
No matter how it happened, job well done
Sort of a good news, bad news report
A somber, annual ritual in Charm City
Can you hear me now?
But signs of hope persist
Hey, it’s worth a try
Why worry about that?
“a city-wide 72-hour ceasefire that began midnight Thursday”
Unsafe at any speed
An ill wind blows no good in the Windy City
You don’t want *all* your statistics going up
Isn’t this Rahm Emanuel’s problem?
“I have a lot of concern about that many cities experiencing those increases in violence.”
Hard to stop the killing rate without catching the killers
“half of the increase came from just seven cities…”
A new high and a devastating new low at the same time. When will the gang violence problem be addressed?
Based on the number of deaths this puts most natural disasters to shame
“Motorists speak matter-of-factly of spotting body parts along roadways.”
Not a subject for polite company, apparently
“We’re Number One!”
Fake but inaccurate, at least in the details
How’s that working out for ya?
Hard to pin down
Next up: a trial at The Vatican?
Turns out he was onto something