March but don’t speak, Pete.
For all of you people who make “too much money”
The Epstein story didn’t kill itself.
If only someone had warned them… (/sarc)
The long haul
The war on the gig economy continues
Three tries and the first two don’t count
But the rest of you are going to be screwed
Upping the ante.
“[W]e are limiting hours so no employee is receiving less than $15 for any hours worked.”
And they’re actually serious
It was a wipe-out for Bernie’s resolution.
Cruz: Think again.
Go help someone in California
Doesn’t seem like they could, but New York may try
Who could have seen this coming?
That’s not how any of this works, Bernie
Capitalism in action, but it’s complicated
And, of course, thousands immediately lost their jobs
No job, no wages, no worries!
Flee as you value your lives
“Increases in wage and occupancy and other regulatory requirements.”
Yeah, the government should be able to fix this in no time
Penny the robot. She never takes a break or asks for benefits.
The 5% surcharge solution
Micromanaging the restaurant industry to death
“…we said that we would invest our tax savings back into our business, and that’s exactly what we’re doing.”
What’s a “work center” and why should you avoid one?
Who among us could have predicted this?
Good intentions do not for good profits make
Rise of the machines
“…guests will use digital kiosks or their mobile phones to place orders.”
But it comes with a catch
The free market works its magic again
Reality is a harsh mistress
One wage to rule them all…
Fight for 15 of something else
“…a loss of almost 47,000 jobs and $396.5 million in total income by 2022”
Good thing this guy isn’t running for another term, eh?
“…a growing feature in more quick-service and fast-casual restaurants.”
“How are people supposed to find work if this goes on in some form for a year and a half?”
What a way to find out, too.
“There are too many people out at the same time and too many joggers at peak times.”