Snitches get stitches
Give it a whirl, Jack
It was never going to happen
“…Prince George’s County does not notify ICE”
What a mess
A month late and a million dollars short
Don’t think she’s going to enjoy the joke
Lies and damned lies
Better several decades late than never I suppose
Who’s that knocking at my door?
“A shorter field will be better for someone who doesn’t have a lot of money.”
Probably not, but they’ll look like they’re trying
Shocking, I know
What was that about inciting violence?
But is she listening?
“I was just going to keep driving and driving and driving.”
Was any of her story ever true?
Are we “militarizing” private institutions or keeping them safe?
This thing has sold more copies than the Bible.
We wouldn’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings
But was it a “handshake” deal?
Don’t be the ranch on it
Flagrant grifting and a refusal to offer evidence
Seems like we’ve heard that line somewhere before
Reading is fundamentally crooked in this case
He’s making some peculiar moves
Good work if you can get it
“Time to dox some homegrown terrorists.”
He didn’t get where he is by being that dumb
And all it took was another shooting. In a school.
I only wish I were kidding
But don’t spank the kids!
Still not getting the message
Not committing to anything, however
“Never say never.”
This isn’t panhandling. It’s extortion.
Let’s leave him where he can do the most good
Maybe… at least “sort of”
Perhaps not quite as bad as 2017, but still…
“The graffiti found Thursday included swastikas…”
“…at no point was there any indication that this was a drill.”
Early prep for all those college protests I guess
“…copy the Nordic model if you like, but understand that it entails a lot of capitalism and pro-business policies”
Um… should we tell them?
“Get on your knees tonight and ask for guidance on how to feel about this issue.”