Who’s that knocking at my door?
“A shorter field will be better for someone who doesn’t have a lot of money.”
Probably not, but they’ll look like they’re trying
Shocking, I know
What was that about inciting violence?
But is she listening?
“I was just going to keep driving and driving and driving.”
Was any of her story ever true?
Are we “militarizing” private institutions or keeping them safe?
This thing has sold more copies than the Bible.
We wouldn’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings
But was it a “handshake” deal?
Don’t be the ranch on it
Flagrant grifting and a refusal to offer evidence
Seems like we’ve heard that line somewhere before
Reading is fundamentally crooked in this case
He’s making some peculiar moves
Good work if you can get it
“Time to dox some homegrown terrorists.”
He didn’t get where he is by being that dumb
And all it took was another shooting. In a school.
I only wish I were kidding
But don’t spank the kids!
Still not getting the message
Not committing to anything, however
“Never say never.”
This isn’t panhandling. It’s extortion.
Let’s leave him where he can do the most good
Maybe… at least “sort of”
Perhaps not quite as bad as 2017, but still…
“The graffiti found Thursday included swastikas…”
“…at no point was there any indication that this was a drill.”
Early prep for all those college protests I guess
Due process is shuffled to the side
And more places than that as well
Come and get ’em?
We keep putting the same people back out on the street
It’s not a “job” if nobody hired you
Jealous is getting jealous of Hogan’s numbers
And in some cases it might help. In others? A slippery slope
Remind me again why colleges are handling rape cases and not the police?
And some other animals as well
Putting the “me” back in crab meat
“What the **** is that thing?”
“That is immoral, that is criminal, that is defenseless, and that is condemnable.”