“This is definitely an ‘are you f*****g kidding me?’ kind of day.”
4 pm ET with Duane “Generalissimo” Patterson!
“How the Left Took Things Too Far.”
“Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.”
The media mantra of 2019.
Math is hard … but it’s not this hard.
But Prince Andrew off the hook?
The Epstein story didn’t kill itself.
“The feds had no explanation for why the footage has gone missing…”
Assuming you believe him
“Where’s Bill Cosby?”
What about that four-day break-up in 2010?
And the list grows
“It’s really cool the Clintons come out and hang out…”
No longer popular around the polo grounds
Some of this still doesn’t add up
But cooperate how?
Not a good look
The probe has not yet killed itself.
“My tendency to be too honorable”?
Curiouser and curiouser
“…he needs to stop with all of these lame excuses.”
“I thought she was spot on.”
“Do I think he was killed? 100%, yes I do.”
“Dershowitz went looking for trouble…”
“Epstein bragged that he had ‘purchased’ Marcinkova and brought her to the US to be his ‘Yugoslavian sex slave.'”
“The accompanying article, headlined ’Prince & Perv,’ generated a barrage of negative publicity…”
“…he knows the truth and I know the truth.”
“Her informant has witnessed the girls board a helicopter at his island…”
Plus: Did Epstein prey on girls through modeling agencies too?
“…he slept with a gun in a holster on the side of the bed and was always playing ‘spy games'”
You’ve got to be kidding me
“…just be really careful because there are a lot of ways to die there.”
Perhaps the wrong kind of “high”
“It was done to intimidate.”
Round up the usual celebrity suspects
Adjustments are being made.
And it’s not a comedy