CNN: White House aides next up for interrogations.
Don’t quit your day job
“To say we’re not going to appoint special counsel is not to say we aren’t going to look into anything.”
“‘Looks like’ is not enough basis to appoint a special counsel.”
“Number one, these allegations are credible.”
“law enforcement, whether it’s at the state, local or the federal level, is increasingly not able to get into these phones.”
“Where is our Justice Department?”
“Swampy stink knows no partisan allegiance.”
And also Uranium One.
It’s not a hate crime. It’s a violent crime.
Oh what a tangled web we’ve weaved
“Starting today, the Department of Justice will do its part in this struggle.”
You folks seem nice enough, but…
You can find a judge to rule however you want eventually
Off the hook
“…an unconstitutional exercise of authority by the executive branch.”
“I don’t feel like we should feel like we have to do it in a matter of hours or even days.”
“The definition of domestic terrorism.”
“I have this warning for would-be leakers: DON’T DO IT.”
Attacking the actual problem
“The presidency isn’t a bull and this country isn’t a china shop.”
“If Jeff Sessions is fired, there will be holy hell to pay.”
“… heading toward an uneasy detente”?
He’s just not that into you
“Our military must be focused on decisive and overwhelming victory…”
So why doesn’t he?
Durbin to McConnell: We’ll stop holding nominations hostage — if you drop ObamaCare repeal.
“Sessions is totally pissed off about it.”
On Mueller: “Why would you fire him?”
Not least of which is loyalty to the agenda, not just the President