You’ll never guess what the explanation is this time
When things got real
“She invited him to costar in an hour-long infomercial”
Big “ifs,” but not implausible at all.
A book everyone who wants to win should read
Rules? We don’t need no stinking rules.
“I’m not for dividing. I’m for adding.”
“One can’t help but think that Cruz had unwittingly wandered into a minstrel show.”
The more you know
Obama is the worst evah.
“When you’re looking up in the sky at the start, we see you there and it just looks like you’re talking to somebody.”
“Oh, Bill, you’ve got a long list of my mistakes of my presidency…”
“He says he’s never been contacted by the Libyan government, never been contacted by the FBI.”
“What you are doing is admirable and noteworthy. You are recognizing reality.”
“We’re not going to go out of our way to make him look bad or stupid.”