“My reaction, like everybody, was, What the hell? Why is this a story?”
“I’m going to rail against every boundary these people set up.”
“I think that’s what’s wrong with people — that’s what’s wrong with parents.”
Not so fast there, slick
“She is gone and will never be seen on NBC live again.”
“I have never been a PC kind of person, but I do understand the value in being sensitive to our history…”
The parade went on nonetheless
“(Which is Irish, by the way.)”
Perhaps you should just go as yourself
Or was it the other way around?
“So how does the press treat you?”
Of privilege and princesses.
Or a trick?
Trick. No treat.
Are you being sensitive?
All work and no play.
The wrong hill to die on.
Our heroes have arrived
“This is cult s**t.”