Anything for a vote.
Like a shot in the dark… literally
There’s also gambling going on in the casino
“In a serious political game of chicken, Publix blinked.’’
Evil people do evil things
Profits are so overrated
“Is that American?”
And he built it himself
“I think it’s great that corporate America is standing with me and the rest of my friends.”
No one wanted to see what was there to see
An exchange student? There’s a different twist
“Any student should be proud of a 4.2 GPA.”
“These kids suffered an unimaginable tragedy. You let them vent, and then you move on.”
A matter of definitions
Question: Is your kid’s school among them?
That should solve everything
Tricky legal question
Yes, this should solve everything quite nicely
“Is there anyone there who is able to discern what has happened?”
Irony on top of irony
“What do you mean take the NRA out?”
This is gonna be… awesome!
The other side of the equation
“Let him grow up.”
That’s why the lady… is a champ
Um… it’s not actually a gun, now is it?
State vs federal, yet again
Killing a church too.
“…preventing mass shootings in the United States seems difficult.”
“You are a lying piece of sh*t and I hope someone truly shoots you in the head.”
“…similar to the results of an AP-GfK poll in July 2016.”
“The more people that are armed, the more that we have the ability to fight police terrorism or fight fascist terrorism.”