“Get woke, go broke?”
State vs federal is still in a standoff
Come and get ’em?
So why bother trying, right?
Because why would you want the police to be armed, right?
Coming to get ya. Not really.
Remember when they identified with cowboys?
Discrimination in public accomodation
We welcome our new, gold-plated overlords.
“I want to be at least part of the change in Congress.”
Maybe not where you think
Different, but still applicable
The final day
Ready or not
The legislative revolution is brewing in the Land of Lincoln
Anything for a vote.
Like a shot in the dark… literally
There’s also gambling going on in the casino
“In a serious political game of chicken, Publix blinked.’’
Evil people do evil things
Profits are so overrated
“Is that American?”
And he built it himself
“I think it’s great that corporate America is standing with me and the rest of my friends.”
No one wanted to see what was there to see
An exchange student? There’s a different twist
“Any student should be proud of a 4.2 GPA.”
“These kids suffered an unimaginable tragedy. You let them vent, and then you move on.”
A matter of definitions
Question: Is your kid’s school among them?
That should solve everything
Tricky legal question
Yes, this should solve everything quite nicely
“Is there anyone there who is able to discern what has happened?”
Irony on top of irony
“What do you mean take the NRA out?”