Manchin: “Jesus Christ, what don’t you understand about ‘never’?”
Wonders never cease
If only someone had warned them… (/sarc)
But the rest of you are going to be screwed
And they’re actually serious
Go help someone in California
Doesn’t seem like they could, but New York may try
Who could have seen this coming?
That’s not how any of this works, Bernie
Capitalism in action, but it’s complicated
No job, no wages, no worries!
Flee as you value your lives
Yeah, the government should be able to fix this in no time
“McDonald’s will roll out self-order kiosks to 1,000 stores every quarter…”
The 5% surcharge solution
“This technology is not about replacing jobs…”
What’s a “work center” and why should you avoid one?
Who among us could have predicted this?
“…complaints about top-level staff on the Fight for 15 were an open secret”
Good intentions do not for good profits make
Rise of the machines
“…guests will use digital kiosks or their mobile phones to place orders.”
The free market works its magic again
Reality is a harsh mistress
One wage to rule them all…
Fight for 15 of something else
“…a loss of almost 47,000 jobs and $396.5 million in total income by 2022”
Good thing this guy isn’t running for another term, eh?
Start spreading the news…
These kiosks don’t make $15 per hour or need benefits
The nanny state has a solution for everything
Goes around, comes around
Despite the fact that they’ll crush jobs
Up in flames
“$1.7 million was paid to BerlinRosen, a New York-based public relations company…”
Get that to go
The new employee looks rather square
Benghazi and a Code Red.
“The governor’s trying to sleep with me.”
Why not take action now?