“If I was a magic genie and could give that to everyone and we could afford it, I would.”
Nothing for working class citizens, of course
“The most important thing I can do as a white man is listen, listen, listen…”
“I want to be at least part of the change in Congress.”
Of course he does
“Is that American?”
“Lets do this.”
“Any student should be proud of a 4.2 GPA.”
No graduation for you!
Let’s see how this works in the reverse direction
Good for her, not that anyone will listen
It’s more than just words
“Starting today, the Department of Justice will do its part in this struggle.”
We can’t shut down the entire world for you
Still missing the point
Reality is a harsh mistress
It’s come to this
You can’t make this stuff up
Colorado strikes again.
Extremely Stupid Sports Network
Reverse racism cases?
“a majority (58%) of Republicans say colleges and universities are having a negative effect”
“Bernie and Jane Sanders have lawyered up.”
Long overdue due process
Probably a couple of different reasons, really
A big mistake.
Real talk, yo.
“If somebody brings weapons, there’s no way to block off the site, or to screen them.”
This should go over well
Hey, we were just trying to start a conversation
Justice is blind but there’s no need for it to be dumb
“Mohamed has been utterly crushed by the Texas anti-SLAPP statute.”
Here’s a cheerful Christmas tale
Trust falls have been pushed back to the next semester
“Mr. Smollett is a young man of impeccable character and integrity …”
“Complete different generation, complete different war, complete different everything.”
“He’s obviously clueless.”