Not so fast
No conflict of interest
The scandal takes a new twist.
“All told, the beleaguered Chinese student spent nearly $1.2 million on not going to school.”
California: Hold our beer.
“It is a not-so-veiled threat.”
“This is really a family matter.”
“Bless her heart.”
“It’s just taking some time for it to sink in that what she was allegedly doing could be considered illegal.”
May depend on if they knew or not.
“It may have been a bad gamble. Now they’re in worse shape than before.”
Shame and regret
It’s a long road ahead.
Worked for Elizabeth Warren
That beats the $500 billion lawsuit. No, really.
“If a high-level administrator and a legendary water polo coach aren’t USC, who or what is?”
“Rich kids should have to get into college the old-fashioned way: by their parents donating a library.”
For the greater good
The Jets are heading to the Super Bowl! (If they buy tickets in advance)