Physician, heal thyself
But don’t worry about that…
“What kind of genius loses a billion dollars in a single year?”
To spend on politicians.
He’s on the friends and family plan
That’s a Bozo no-no
This is a law which has been enforced in the past. Will anyone notice or even care?
Slamming the door.
What wonders you might find
Kasich burning out?
Another Bozo No-No
Follow the money
A million here, a million there…
Ghosts of Christmas past
“It feels like a different country.”
All political cash is local it seems
Hey, big spender!
Show me the money
And why would he?
Not taking care of business?
Say… that’s a brilliant idea. You go first.
They’re coming to take you away
The walking dead?
Read the rules
That’s a big refund
Will he or won’t he?
The fish rots from the head down
Brought to you by progressive government.
“This is not good, people.”
Making a mockery of media integrity.
None of your business
Speech getting too free?
“The vast majority of ads run by these accounts didn’t specifically reference the US presidential election…”
“If you don’t have a plan in place, you will find different ways to screw it up.”
Blast from the past.