“Your committee is going to order the Attorney General of the United States to be arrested by the sergeant of arms and put in jail?”
We’re not saying he is and we’re not saying he isn’t
An investigation in search of a crime
That doesn’t seem very sympathetic, Eric
“I don’t believe Mr. Mueller would be involved in a witch hunt.”
“Mr. Barr, I believe … is one who wishes to accommodate a coequal branch of government…”
Rosenstein out soon?
With “potentially disastrous implications.”
Never mind doing your job, there’s politics afoot!
“I know he’s an institutionalist who cares deeply about the integrity of the Justice Department.”
Also: Nauert to the UN.
That’s not what you said before
“He trusts her.”
Probably not, but it’s closer than you’d think
Take your ruling and shove it
We don’t need any “believe the woman” nonsense around here
“It’s very sad.”
“He’s not the only man who can be Attorney General.”
“I think everybody in this body knows that Jeff Sessions is doing his job honorably.”
She want the gig. Will Trump try to give it to her?
Well, most of you, anyway
“He’s going to continue to take this pummeling until the President actually fires him.”
Then don’t bring your kids
Booze-fueled horror stories
“Trump has, at times, referred to Sessions as ‘Mr. Magoo’ and Rosenstein as ‘Mr. Peepers’…”
“We had a full and open discussion about it.”
“He was 100% still trying to protect Pruitt because Pruitt is his fill-in for Sessions.”
“The president is finally realizing he is the president. He’s just making these decisions on his own.”
“HW’s assistants were compelled to take various steps to further HW’s regular sexual activity…”
“And in awe.”
But not in the way you might be thinking
Don’t quit your day job
“…he’s been playing since before his legal career began.”