“Lies, damned lies, statistics, and presidential debates.”
“150 million people have been killed since 2007 … CARNAGE IN OUR STREETS!”
Come and get ’em
You go, boys
“Ask Chuck Schumer what he’s been able to get done.”
“Ran into a man with an even bigger gun.”
Both fact and fancy free
We’ve got some serious subject matter experts here, folks
Just say no to Cory Booker
But mostly on a technicality
“It may be… it may be… I don’t know.”
Lying liars who lie
If I say that in public I’ll lose the election…
There’s also gambling going on in the casino
Let’s see how well this plays back home
“I really don’t believe that a gun ban is feasible right now.”
“We felt we needed to do something.”
Banning all semi-automatics with detachable magazines?
“…gained support over the weekend”
“What do you mean take the NRA out?”
But in what form?
“Would you feel as though your Second Amendment rights would be eroded because you couldn’t buy a god-darned AR-15?”
Expect more of this to come
“In common use”
Also, TNR’s “BAN ALL GUNS” embarrassment.
“The Australian government … offered a good price for buying hundreds of thousands of guns.”
This should fix everything
Like, literally blowing up animals
Neither locked nor loaded
Bad news for …
“In this instance, Joe did not do as well as I had hoped in responding.”
No boat ride for you, buddy.
“…they don’t even see differences between individuals as having any role to play in success.”