Is this even legal?
What could possibly go wrong?
The robots are coming for you
Well, we had a good run
The truth is probably out there but we can’t hear it
Really? In 2019?
All is well, citizen
Don’t fall for it
The brain of Abby Normal.
For all the good it will do them
Just give them the keys to the planet now and be done with it
Why are liberal white men dehumanizing conservative black women?
Only a matter of time
Is late really better than never in this case?
Automation is awesome because now you can chill
Fake news not involving Russian hackers
“Alexa, why are white males so awesome?”
“May I take your order?”
The future is now
Nothing to see here… until your Roomba attacks you
The robot dog’s attorney would like a word with you
Maybe… but why?
It’s all fun and games until somebody is crushed to death by a killer robot
“It’s quite difficult to watch for more than a few minutes.”
Days of future past
Welcome to the future… or at least what’s left of it
We welcome our new, gold-plated overlords.
Not so “artificial” after all, are we, Mr. Robot?
You’re still on the job for now, Rubber Duck
Nothing to see here
Meet your new debate instructor
But keep the schools safe!
Intrusive crosses the line into criminal intrusion
“Oh, I gotcha. Thanks.”
You knew this was on the way, right?
When the end came, it arrived on four paws
What are you people doing with this facial recognition software!?
This is gonna be… awesome!
Answering the question, “what could possibly go wrong?”
We just don’t know, but let’s do it anyway
“We do have a teensy bit of a reign-of-terror situation on our hands.”
“I think it overstates it to say I’m a member of the Trump team.”
Plus: More CNN whining!