Just give them the keys to the planet now and be done with it
Why are liberal white men dehumanizing conservative black women?
Only a matter of time
Is late really better than never in this case?
Automation is awesome because now you can chill
Fake news not involving Russian hackers
What could possibly go wrong?
“Alexa, why are white males so awesome?”
“May I take your order?”
The future is now
Nothing to see here… until your Roomba attacks you
The robot dog’s attorney would like a word with you
Maybe… but why?
It’s all fun and games until somebody is crushed to death by a killer robot
“It’s quite difficult to watch for more than a few minutes.”
Days of future past
Welcome to the future… or at least what’s left of it
We welcome our new, gold-plated overlords.
Not so “artificial” after all, are we, Mr. Robot?
You’re still on the job for now, Rubber Duck
Nothing to see here
Meet your new debate instructor
But keep the schools safe!
Intrusive crosses the line into criminal intrusion
“Oh, I gotcha. Thanks.”
You knew this was on the way, right?
When the end came, it arrived on four paws
What are you people doing with this facial recognition software!?
This is gonna be… awesome!
Answering the question, “what could possibly go wrong?”
We just don’t know, but let’s do it anyway
Embrace the change
And it’s not even Iran
What, me worry?
Of course, it all comes down to Japanese sex robots in the end
Well, we had a good run
Yes, that should work out marvelously
I for one welcome myself as our new robotic overlord
If not them, we have a shark and a dog you could try
The future is here and it brought beer!
“I think you and I will always be in charge. For the foreseeable future, we do believe that.”
“Because, like, there’s no doubt cow farts are making the climate change.”
“We aren’t going to go faster…”
Feeling the Bern.