Or you can zip through the line faster
It’s not just “security theater” but it will never be perfect
The biggest losers?
Welcome. Now empty your pockets
“Evaluated intelligence indicates that terrorist groups continue to target commercial aviation …”
It’s a hands on affair
Sire, the peasants are revolting
Time for privatization?
So you finally noticed
What? Me worry?
I feel safer already
A reminder about vigilance.
More funding the answer?
No terror connections?
“A serious threat.”
“These two clowns are up to something.”
“He’s got a lot of explaining to do.”
What could go wrong?
Anomaly in the crotch area
Gutting the armed-pilot program.
“They’re tired, they’re kind of worn out, they’re bored and they really want to move on.”
“…the new policy has been costly to Starbucks”