Or you can zip through the line faster
It’s not just “security theater” but it will never be perfect
The biggest losers?
Welcome. Now empty your pockets
“Evaluated intelligence indicates that terrorist groups continue to target commercial aviation …”
It’s a hands on affair
Sire, the peasants are revolting
Time for privatization?
So you finally noticed
What? Me worry?
I feel safer already
A reminder about vigilance.
More funding the answer?
No terror connections?
“A serious threat.”
“These two clowns are up to something.”
“He’s got a lot of explaining to do.”
What could go wrong?
Anomaly in the crotch area
Gutting the armed-pilot program.
“How are people supposed to find work if this goes on in some form for a year and a half?”
What a way to find out, too.
“There are too many people out at the same time and too many joggers at peak times.”