Of course, they don’t want to say who…
Depends what you mean by unintentional
“The Islamic Republic of Iran deeply regrets this disastrous mistake.”
“It’s still too early to say what’s happening here.”
Ukraine to West: Let us see your intel.
“Two Pentagon officials assess that the incident was accidental.”
Ukraine: “We do not consider pilot error a chance.”
“Planes just don’t blow up in mid air…”
Shut ‘er down
And the meters are running
Fly the slightly less friendly skies
A train of errors
How are we just hearing about this now?
Some American fleets don’t think so… yet
“She said, ‘Mom, why is she laughing at my name?'”
Author who opposes government regulations calls for regulations
Fly the friendly skies of…
But they’re not exactly fighter jets…
Maybe we’ll stay home and watch.
But that wouldn’t make for a very good story in the press, now would it?
Just what everyone’s been screaming for I’m sure
“10 seconds of uncertainty.”
“Check out her Facebook page, you’ll understand.”
Who could have possibly imagined that the Russians might have been involved?
“I certainly wouldn’t do it again…”
All contact lost, no distress signal sent
Fly the unfriendly skies
Have you tried rebooting the system?
“We rule out a technical fault and any mistake by the crew.”
ISIS claiming credit, but …
Eye in the sky
Fear and loathing
Stolen passports a hint?
After gaining a reputation of avoiding the crucial issues facing the United States it seems as if Congress is finally …
“We do have a teensy bit of a reign-of-terror situation on our hands.”
“I think it overstates it to say I’m a member of the Trump team.”
Plus: More CNN whining!