I knew I knew not
And I didn’t know I knew
Now my face implodes

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What’s this trigger do?
Ouch, my right foot really hurts
Let’s try the left one

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As I tell my tales
Watch me blink out in Morse Code:
“I’m a lying [bleep]”

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I am not lying
Except for what I just said
And what I’ll say next

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I’ve been a liar
A lot longer than Barack
But without his gift

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My nose doesn’t grow
(Way too much rhinoplasty)
But my stitches twitch

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Lefty blogs confused
They’ll opine on me, after
Rahm’s conference call

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Who’s nervous? Not me
I’ve looked like this ever since
They cut up my face

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I own some vineyards
Which will give me a good place
To store my sour grapes

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Waterboarding stinks
I thought it would moisturize
But my face pruned up

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For more, see Twitter. Or try your own in the comments. It’s fun!

Update (AP): I like this one from Karl, too.

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