Don’t through the synthetic baby out with the bathwater. Last week you may have seen that the iconic designers Dolce & Gabbana caused a raucous when they said that even though they are proudly gay, but when it comes to how you make bambino, they’re old school Italians who don’t approve of what they said is “synthetic children,” because you know synthetic, they just don’t breath like cotton…

Yes, we joke about everybody here and that’s something that a lot of liberals have forgotten about how to do. For folks who take such pride in their love of diversity liberals seem to tolerate none in their own ranks. I don’t necessarily agree with Dolce & Gabbana, but what is the point of attacking people who are 95% on your side? Give them a break. They’re from Sicily — the same place Justice Scalia comes from and if you want to protest someone who doesn’t support gays, start with him.

But no, it’s easier to get all faked outrage over the hateful anti-gay speech from two men who bedazzle codpieces for a living. Ellen, Martina [Navratilova], they were all furious. Courtney Love said she planned to burn her Dolce & Gabbana, and then breath in the melting polyester because, hey, you never know might get you high.