Not this 1:60 scale, painstakingly detailed replica of an Air India Boeing 777 made entirely out of manila folders — and a little glue — and currently parked in a mini-hanger somewhere whose location Iaconi-Stewart understandably declines to disclose.

In case it gets hijacked, or whatever the paper-plane equivalent is, and the 10,000 hours he estimates he’s devoted to the project over the past five-and-a-half years, off and on, go to waste.

Not to mention squandering enough manila folders — he reckons around 400 — to give your average stationery manager apoplexy.