The Second Circuit Court of Appeals rejected claims by self-proclaimed “anti-feminist lawyer” Roy Den Hollander that letting women past the velvet rope for free or half price on “Ladies Nights” violates the Constitution.

The state has no control because “liquor licenses are not directed related to the pricing scheme” at the door, the court said.

The court, with evident amusement, said it must rule against Den Hollander even though “without action on our part, (he) paints a picture of a bleak future, where ‘none other than what’s left of the Wall Street moguls’ will be able to afford to attend nightclubs.”