Yuck, eeuw, icky. Criminently! The House Ethics Committee has released their report on former Congressman Matt Gaetz. This report makes bilge water look pure. Jebus. We are talking drug use, unseemly gifts, drug use and other equally gruesome acts. We are not fond of the “talking hairdo” and rabblerouser, but as bad as his behavior may have been, it was never adjudicated. We don’t like raw data dumps. We are kind of picky about that whole rule of law thing.

The Uni-Party, Democrats and Establishment Republicans were annoyed by Matt Gaetz from jump. We don’t blame them. From day one, he was tossing Molotov cocktails into his own caucus. And, since Matt filed the “motion to vacate”, he fragged Kevin McCarthy. Not only did he frag him, he did it in a gruesome and irresponsible fashion.

From the day the House started investigating Gaetz, no one in the shitshow that is Congress distinguished himself/herself. Like say, Susan Wild from Pennsylvania. She leaked the report and admitted it:

Rep. Susan Wild (Pa.), the top Democrat on the House Ethics Committee, was absent from the panel’s meeting last week after being traced as the source of leaks to the press regarding the investigation into former Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.), sources told The Hill...