To Protest Coronation Of Aragorn, Orcs Announce Sex Strike

"Gazat nar nog rot be meez soft skinz wiv Aragorn stiz king!" said one orc assigned female at birth. However, due to the wide variety of dialects in the Orc language, no one could translate. Still, she seemed angry.

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At publishing time, the men of Gondor had reportedly been unmoved by the dramatic display, noting that a few less orcs in the world would be great.

Ed Morrissey

Isn’t this allegory rather than satire?

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