Former President Donald Trump has just one strategy for Tuesday night's presidential debate against Kamala Harris: cede all his time and quietly play with his Original Tamagotchi digital pet.

"She can do whatever she wants. She will just say a bunch of dumb and not-very-smart things. It's very sad. Meanwhile, I've got a strange Japanese creature to raise," Trump said, letting slip his debate strategy during last week's Fox News Townhall. "He's the smartest virtual pet anyone has ever had, believe me. Haruto, I call him."